This little extract from my novel The Play's the Thing might be of help today:
One
of the rituals of Australian elections is dealing with the how-to-vote card. On
polling day the voters must run the gauntlet of half a dozen or so party
workers handing out the cheap coloured flyers that contain instructions on how
to fill out the ballot paper so that preferences are properly directed
according to the wishes of each party. The atmosphere around the polling
stations is generally cheerful but purposeful; the party workers often look
slightly embarrassed, and they spruik in a half-hearted way that ensures that
nobody disturbs anyone else. A gent dressed for an afternoon stroll will
say from the corner of his mouth “Vote Green, keep the Libs out.” as if he is
in training to sell copy watches.
For the voter
there is a dilemma, solved through three different strategies. For the
committed 'I've voted XYZ all my life and I don't care who knows' voter, the
routine is to approach the line confidently while spying out their party
person, and to walk directly up to them without showing any awareness of the
existence of the other party persons. Our voter takes the how-to-vote card and
the deed is done. For the 'it's my flaming business who I vote for' person, the
trick is to pass along the entire line stony faced, taking a paper from each
party, although even this voter might baulk at the most rabid party and
decline their how-to-vote card. The 'haven't made my mind up yet' person is in
the third category. This voter passes along the line looking nervously between
the face of the party official and their paper, taking some and declining
others, until they emerge at the end with a random collection of how-to-vote
cards. With one of these strategies implemented, the rest is between the voter
and the ballot paper inside the cardboard voting booth.
© Stuart Campbell
Buy Stuart's e-book novel 'The Play's the Thing' for US$1.25 with one click at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BMIF0J0
© Stuart Campbell
Buy Stuart's e-book novel 'The Play's the Thing' for US$1.25 with one click at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BMIF0J0
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